Mayflower
Words by Micah Tillman
Music by Micah Tillman and Bragdon Wood

v.1
We blame our May Flowers
On our April Showers
Explain life away with cliche

If one stops to think about
What life would be without
Groupthink we spit in his face

We sing...

chorus
"Come back to the real world, Man!
Drop every last complaint
On the day God made us all the same
You showed up late!"

v.2
We build Eiffel Towers
And bow to the powers
Of self and our trust in the state

And while thinkers cower
Our faces are dour
We'll put you on, clap, and berate

Singing...

v.3
And life has gone sour
For those who must glower
At what each day puts on their plate

If one stops to think about
What life would be without
Stupidity, put him in his place

Sing...